Hi Darcy, this is Kanaya. You might remember me, I hope. I was perusing through some books in the library and thought maybe you'd like to read some of the better ones I managed to find.
Of course I remember you! And just how much better are these better ones? Like, still cheesy as hell and kind of awful, but still fun? Even if they're not, I can be there in a few minutes.
Oh. I'm glad to hear that. [ Kanaya would feel a little bad if she had, obviously. ]
I think cheesy is still the proper word to describe the sort of plot in these books I've found. While not as complicated of the cheesiest Alternian fiction, they still manage to be strong contenders.
I'll be in the library, if you want to meet me here.
[Carved on the outside of Darcy's door when she wakes up in the morning.]
YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAV
[As if the carving wasn't enough, someone has gone back in the night and painted all the words with blood.
A human heart is left in a puddle of cold, congealed blood at the base of the door, and on the wall beside it someone painted a smiley face, also in blood.]
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I think cheesy is still the proper word to describe the sort of plot in these books I've found. While not as complicated of the cheesiest Alternian fiction, they still manage to be strong contenders.
I'll be in the library, if you want to meet me here.
5/25
YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAVE HER YOU CAN'T HAV
5/26
A human heart is left in a puddle of cold, congealed blood at the base of the door, and on the wall beside it someone painted a smiley face, also in blood.]
:) She's mine.